Monday, December 10, 2007

Final Project

Title: Suggestive Selling, How Magazine Ads Increase Body Exposure as Readership Ages

Two sentence summary of findings:

Models in advertisements tend to be more exposed, having one or more body parts associated with sexual display visible and unclothed, in adult oriented women’s magazines, such as Cosmopolitan. However the presence of exposed models in advertisements is not exclusively restricted to magazines meant for an older audience, and they oftentimes find their way into teen-oriented magazines.

Summary of previous study:

The previously published content-analysis I chose to shadow is by S. Plous and Dominique Neptune (“Racial and Gender Biases in Magazine Advertising,” 1997, Psychology of Women Quarterly). Among other studies within their content analysis such as body position, racial/gender representation, and clothing worn in advertisements, Plous and Neptune coded male and female models in magazine ads. They deemed all persons in fashion advertisements, fashion layouts and fashion related magazine covers as being either “exposed” or “unexposed” according to which portions of their bodies were visible in the ads. They chose to survey two magazines with a predominantly white female readership (Cosmopolitan and Glamour), two magazines with mostly black female readership (Ebony and Essence) and two magazines with mainly white male readers (Esquire and Gentleman’s Quarterly). They found that white women were exposed in 42.5% of all magazine advertisements they appeared in, black women were exposed in 37.7% of all advertisements they appeared in, along with 13.3% of black males and 9.9% of white males. The study also found that the amount of overall body exposure of white and black women increased significantly over the ten year period of magazines studied, as well as the amount of breast exposure.

Most important foundation literature and how it relates to your own project:

The most relevant study that set the foundation for Plous and Neptune’s study was the first content analysis of gender biases in magazine advertisements by Alice E. Courtney and Sarah Wernick Lockeretz in 1971. Courtney and Lockeretz found that magazine advertisements generally placed women in one of four stereotypes: (1) “A woman’s place is in the home,” (2) “Women are dependant and need men’s protection,” (3) “Women do not make important decisions or do important things,” and (4) “Men regard women as primarily sex objects, they are not interested in women as people” (Plous and Neptune 628-629). In the last 40 years, women have infiltrated the workplace, and whereas the “women belong in the home” stereotype is not as relevant in present times, the lack of that stereotype is made up by the explosion of ads that use women as sexual objects Plous and Neptune 629).

Corpus and method:

I used the December 2007 issue of Cosmopolitan, Cosmo!Girl and Teen Magazine and the April 2007 issue of Seventeen to conduct my research. My method was qualitative and quantitative in nature. I went through all four magazines, and coded each individual in every full-page advertisement (including fashion spreads), as a “1”, “2” or “3”. To qualify as a “1”, the model had to be very modest in dress, the neck or shoulders could be showing, but both could not be shown at the same time. Persons receiving a “1” had little to no skin showing, and were counted as “unexposed”. To qualify as a “2”, the model was deemed “semi-exposed.” All models receiving a “2” had both the neck and shoulders unclothed and visible at the same time. To qualify as a “3,” the model’s stomach, buttocks, upper-legs, back and/or cleavage had to be unclothed and visible. The model was also counted as a “3” if special attention was paid to the mouth or lips. All models who earned a “3” were deemed “exposed”. In Plous and Neptune’s study, they used only a “1” and “2” in their coding system – each and every person in the ads they viewed were exposed or unexposed, there was no middle ground. I incorporated a “semi-exposed” element into my coding technique, so that I could better differentiate between the levels of body exposure. I also chose to use Hearst Magazine Company’s line of female oriented magazines to code (Cosmopolitan, Seventeen, Cosmo!Girl, and Teen Magazine), instead of comparing white female oriented, black female oriented, and white male oriented magazines.

Findings:

In the December 2007 issue of Teen Magazine, 16 out of 18, or 88.9% of both male and female models were coded as a “1” – unexposed. Zero percent of the models were coded as “2s” – or semi-exposed. Only 11.1%, 2 out of 18, were coded as “3s” – exposed. In the December 2007 issue of CosmoGirl!, 43.6%, or 24 out of 55 images, were deemed as unexposed “1s” while 25.5%, or 14 out of 55, were coded as being semi-exposed. Seventeen out of 55 models were exposed, and were coded as “3s” – which amounted to 30.9%. In the April 2007 issue of Seventeen, 27 out of 69 advertisements had models who were coded as “1s”, this counted for 39.1% of all models. Just under 12%, or 8 out 69 models were coded as “2s”. Almost half, 49.3% - or 34 out of 69 models were coded as “3s”. In the December 2007 issue of Cosmopolitan, only 32.6%, or 29 out of 89, were coded as “1s”. Nearly a fourth, 14.6% - or 13 out of 89 models were coded as being “2s”. Over half, 52.8%, or 47 out of 89 models were coded as being “3s”. From Teen Magazine to Cosmopolitan, the number of “3s” gradually increased from 11.1% to 52.8%.

Conclusion:

My study verifies that as young women age, the Hearst Magazine Company provides a publication which theoretically ages with them, at least in respect to advertising content. Teen Magazine appeals to girls in their pre-teens and young teen years, Cosmo!Girl and Seventeen both reach the young adult crowd who are theoretically seventeen years or older (Seventeen has the edge on adult content in stories and advertisements, from what I observed), and Cosmopolitan appeals to every 20something and 30something-year-old woman. Although these magazines are meant for a specific readership, nothing confines young teens from reading older-teen oriented material, or older teens from reading something like Cosmopolitan. I believe that advertisements, many of which are not just exposed men and women, but exposed celebrities, play an integral role in the shaping of our youth, engraining in their mind what is right and what is wrong. Collectively among all four Hearst magazines I surveyed, 43.3% of models, men and women combined, were rated as having exposed body parts that are commonly associated with sexual display. Magazines have the power to provide our young women with evidence that sexual activity is the preferred pastime of sophisticated, alluring and glamorous protagonists (Platt Liebau 76). One journalist who shadowed at twelve-year-old girl estimated that she had been exposed to about 280 sexy images in the course of a day, and we wonder why age compression is rapidly occurring – why our sons and daughters go from children to adults in the blink of an eye (Platt Liebau 8, 145). Over time, pre-teens and teens receive the message that it is expected, even desirable, for them to present themselves as overly sexual beings, long before they are old enough to handle or understand the accompanying responsibilities (Platt Liebau 145). I do not believe that fashion should be reduced to an almost completely naked model who is trying to get our pre-teens and teenagers to buy a particular lip-gloss, pair of jeans, or deodorant.

References:

CosmoGirl! Magazine December 2007.

Cosmopolitan Magazine December 2007.

Platt Liebau, Carol. Prude. New York: Hachette Book Group USA, 2007.

Plous, S., and Dominique Neptune. "Racial and Gender Biases in Magazine Advertising." Psychology of Women Quarterly (1997): 5-9.

Seventeen Magazine April 2007

Teen Magazine December 2007

Attachments:

At least one example of a “1,” “2,” and “3” from Teen Magazine, CosmoGirl!, Seventeen and Cosmopolitan.

My shadow study: “Racial and Gender Biases in Magazine Advertising,” 1997, Psychology of Women Quarterly

Saturday, December 1, 2007

It all comes together...

I've gone through about a million ideas when trying to decide what I'm going to do for my final project. I don't think that it actually be that hard to come up with a topic, there's literally just so many interesting options! I think I've finally decided though. I'm going to do: Sexual Ads in Teen Magazines. I'm going to look at as many current teen mags as possible, including Cosmo!Girl, Teen, Seventeen, ... and look at their ads. I'm also going to look at older oriented magazines and see if there's a contrast between the amount of sexual ads. I'm going to come up with a set of guidelines to help decipher what is sexual and what is not, and go from there. :)

Friday, November 30, 2007

Project Stuff...

This final project is coming up quickly:

I've started thinking more along the lines of print ads. I would love to do face-ism or random girls in music videos, but I think constructing the guidelines for a moving medium would be really tricky.

I could either do ads or content.

I found this really cool book at Barnes and Noble that I'm going to try to use in my study! Here are some quotes from it (Prude by Carol Platt Liebau):

Page 8 - From all of this, one message emerges: Sex is everywhere: Everyone ‘s doing it, and that’s just the way it is. This message is disseminated to young girls through almost every element of their lives. One journalist who shadowed at twelve-year-old girl estimated that she had been exposed to about 280 sexy images in the course of a day.

In short, today’s girl world has become saturated with sex. Even girls standing only at the threshold of adolescence are forced to absorb information, confront issues, and handle situations that, in past generations, would have presented themselves much later in their lives, if at all.

Pg 76 Magazines too often today present sexual activity as the preferred pastime of sophisticated, alluring and glamorous protagonists.

Pg 78 In fact, judging by many of the books and magazines aimed at teen girls, sexual restraint is almost the only behavior that’s portrayed as aberrant. Doing what’s right becomes a conviently elastic concepts, best understood as doing what’s “right for you.”

Pg 108 Loveline’s Dr. Drew Pinksy has observed, “It’s mortifying that it’s so hard to find a female rolemodel… in the culture, there’s just not much that you want your young female to hang on to.”

Pg 142 Taken as a whole, the influence of such ads is substantial. In fact, 30 percent of teens ages thirteen through eighteen have bought clothes because of seeing a magazine ad about them.

Pg 145 these ad campaigns – and others like them, some going so far as to flirt with bestiality – represent what critics have called “the increasing coarseness of commercial discourse,” and their effects on American culture as a whole are unfortunate. Over time, confronted with ever-more-outrageous sexual images, consumers’ collective tastes become degraded and their sensibilities are dulled, as a part of a marketing race to the bottom. Eventually, smutty advertising loses its shock value – the over the top sexiness celebrated in the ads begins to seem normal. And our common culture is vulgarized as a result.

Pg 145 The effects of sexy advertising are profound. Retailers’ efforts to create a market among young people for even mature products have resulted in age compression, in which tweens and younger teens are encouraged to want products once exclusively reserved for adults. These ads designed to drive demand for these products (and public acceptance of them) teach inexperienced teen (and younger) boys and girls that exaggerated, sexualized attitudes, fashions, and behaviors are a standard part of mainstream culture. Over time, teens and their younger siblings receive the message that it’s expected – even desirable – for them to present themselves as flagrantly sexual beings, long before their old enough to handle (or even understand) the accompanying responsibilities.

Bamboozled

Last week in class we watched Bamboozled.

It was a really disturbing movie - and although it was meant to be a satire, which it was, it was also deeply disturbing. I felt weird watching it.

Also, scratch the movie poster idea. Looking through movie posters online felt kind of pointless... I'm not sure if anyone cares about the dynamics of a movie poster. It would be cool to see if there are any trends... but that probably all goes back to the genre, and I'm not an avid enough movie watcher to delve that deep into it.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

African American Women Special on NBC Nightly News

Just reading over those few paragraphs on Brian Williams' NBC Nightly special "African American Women: Where They Stand". I hope that I'm able to catch some of this five part series.

I'm especially interested in the portion of the show that deals with politics. And will race trump gender? Or will gender trump race? That's a neat (and kind of sad) question to ask. But, both front-runners representing the Democratic party are, well - NOT old white men. Hilary Clinton is obviously a woman, and Barak Obama is half black. I think race and gender will play a huge role in the 2008 election. People will, unfortunately, be drawn to the polling places to prevent either of those two people from getting into office. On the other hand, imagine how many people will feel well-represented when someone like themselves has the possibility of running the country. I'm sure that if Hilary gets on the ballot, more women will head to the polls and if Barak gets on the ballot - more blacks will go to the polls. It feels better to stand behind someone who has battled and faced the same things you have.

Should be interesting to see unfold.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Whew...

I am going to use the Fisk method to depict official movie posters (the poster that movies use to promote themselves on billboards, and on the front of movie theaters).

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Stereotyping Asians

I have never really thought about the extent to which Asians are stereotyped before. After I read this article, I thought about all the other things I've learned this semester and I've come to a conclusion - dannnng, we are a nation of stereotypers! There are expected actions and view points, and certain way we perceive people - even if we don't realize it. I have never actually thought about the things this article pointed out, and I think that, in and of itself, is crazy!

- Asian women = Lotus Blossom in advertising - delicate, submissive, pure
- Asian men = Never seen as love interests in movies, are only known for their martial arts fights scenes.
- Asians in general = are perceived to be smarter and bring in more income than they actually do.

And I never really even realized that this happened. Why?

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Enough is Enough

I really enjoyed reading about Enough is Enough. I love that they are taking matters into their own hands and being pro-active in standing up for themselves, and other minorities, who are negatively stereotyped by the media. I checked out Enough is Enough's official website, and that was pretty cool too. I'm in a Political Science class this semester about interest groups, and Enough is Enough has several factors that would qualify it as an interest group. The only way that interest groups are different from political parties, is that IGs don't form around a central goal of getting one of their own members into office. IGs are created because of some shift in the norm, it's called the ripple effect. Enough is Enough does not agree with how blacks or minorities are portrayed in the media, and want a social change in what is accepted. The ripple effect says that another interest group will form, in response to Enough is Enough, to counteract what EiE stands for. The formation of IGs goes on forever and ever like that. An interest group's members all have a common interest or goal, and mobilize to address it, which Enough is Enough has done. Educating the public through media attention is also a great thing for a group, but getting that attention through demonstrations - which could get out of hand - , doesn't always present a group in a positive light.

Just some stuff I was thinking about and stringing together from two different classes.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Project Ideas Part Deux

Okay, so after our discussion in class I realized that trying to do face-ism in music videos might be really hard to accomplish. How would I quantify instances of face-ism in a moving text? I'm still very interested in doing some sort of analysis of music videos and after watching the Dreamworks III video, I think I have another, more feasible idea.

I'd like to do something with the women featured as background images in music videos... I'm not sure what aspect I'd like to analyze though. Race, what they wear, face vs. body shots, emotions they show (if any), how many random body shots of particular body parts are shows (random booty shakin', etc), how many times are the artists shown without the girls vs. how many times are the artists shows with the girls?

I would like to analyze Billboard's charts. I'd like to take the top 5 or 10 videos for each of the following Billboard charts: Rock, Country, R&B/Hip-Hop, Latin, and Pop on any given week.

Is this a more do-able option?

THANK YOU! :)

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Axe and Dove...

The freaking Bow Chicka Wah Wahs are the most annoying people to ever grace the Internet. Good Lord.

As frustrated as I get with our cultural definition of beauty, when I see things like the Axe Bow Chicka Wah Wahs video, I know that I'm not crazy. I have a hard time putting my words together to explain how ridiculous and messed up things are today. How backwards we are as a result of what the media tells us is beautiful, and important, and desirable.

When I saw the Dove video - That it supported a cause called the Dove Self Esteem Fund, etc, I applauded them for putting out such an amazing message - one that people, especially women, really need to see.

I was infuriated when I found out Dove and Axe are owned by the same company. Basically, Dove wants you to think they've got a good conscious and they're on board with questioning what the ad industry tells girls they should look like, but really... they are trying to capitalize on that viewpoint, which they obviously do not hold. GRRRRR. I almost think they're worse than the some of the immoral, tacky advertisers who blatantly only produce media with scantily clad women, fake breasts, and suggestive poses...

Project Ideas

So, I've been thinking a lot about what I'd like to do for my final project. I am extremely interested in doing something that relates to how women are portrayed in print media. I'd like to do a different study, not an exact replication of one we've studied in class. I also think it would be neat to somehow study face-ism in music videos, but I'm not sure how I'd judge that. Would I do 5 male artists and 5 female artists and see how many face vs. body shots there are at the end of all ten videos? I'm not sure how I'd pick the videos/artists, either. Top 5 male and female artists on MTV or on Billboard? How long would the shot have to be to constitute a tally for an instance of face-ism? If 5 seconds counts as a face-ism shot, and the camera is on a man or woman's face for 30 seconds... does that count as 6 instances of face-ism, or should I not worry about measuring it like that, and simply count each instance as 1 whether it lasts 4 seconds or 40 seconds?

WHEW...

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Killing Us Softly

My favorite part about last class was watching the video Killing Us Softly. I mean, I know it was kinda dated... and sorta cheesy... but everything that was said held truth. I have never been comfortable with the way entertainment and advertising media portray women. I wrote a private blog entry a while back that touched on the topic.

"I want to understand fully and be content with not ever looking like or sharing any similar thought processes with the bottle blonde, size zero, double-D chested women that have somehow gained the coveted title of "What America Thinks Is Beautiful". There is something wrong with our society, or me, or maybe both when a 115 pound, size 2 woman feels conscientious about her weight. 115 is too much, and 34Bs are not enough, my hair always looks like crap, my stomach doesn't look sculpted - and because I don't look like the photoshopped, air-brushed women in this picture when I leave my house in the morning - the quirks that make me ME are also the reason I never feel up to par. Wanna know what perfect looks like in real life? "Perfect" looks exactly like you and I, completely UNPERFECT."

So... yeah, I feel like a lot of people don't understand why I feel the way I do with regards to this subject. The kind of women I just described are "hot" to men, and looked up to by other girls, and the subject of a million ads. That's why I'm happy I watched this video... there is at least one other woman in the world, and hopefully more, that feel the same way I do.

Friday, September 28, 2007

JOUR4250 Sept. 28. 2007

I really enjoyed hearing Karen Thomas' story about venturing to Louisiana for the Jena 6 protest and I also enjoyed hearing about her experience and background as a journalist. I had her as a professor last Summer for News Reporting I, and she never told us half of the stuff I learned about her today. She's a very talented writer, and someone I look up to as an aspiring journalist.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Jena 6

For my mini-content analysis I looked at a Life Magazine from 1969. When I started hearing about the Jena 6 case, it made me sad to realize that we are still dealing with the same issues in 2007 that we were dealing with in the 1960s. I don't remember the last time when there was a huge civil rights upheaval (with the exception of the Don Imus case), and this one seems so very cut and dry. White kids getting misdemeanors while black kids get felony charges... both for committing the same crimes.

How can that happen?

I loved last Friday's class period. I thought one of the most interesting things that Prof. Liambiase talked about was the fact that "the human brain hasn't really changed or evolved very much in the last 10,000 years, we are still hunters and gatherers... we still have that biological thing in our minds that wants us to question and feel threatened by people of other "tribes"" and how we really "need to make a conscious effort to override those feelings, since they're not necessarily what our heart feels." I had never thought of it like that before. I don't know why that one sentiment stuck with me, but it did.

My grandparents came from out of town last week to watch my little brother's football game. They are from a very country town in East Texas; they are not very well traveled or cultured and it breaks my heart (and even embarrasses me) that my granddaddy still uses the N-word. The first thing he commented on when we got to the game was that Mansfield's players were all "Ns". Then, 3 black adults came into the stands and one sat by my grandaddy, I saw him lean over and whisper, "Just great" into my granny's ear. He was so visibly uneasy, and I can't understand why after almost half a century those feelings are still intact.

I know that it was just the way things were when he was growing up.
He's not a bad person or a mean-hearted person and I love him very much.

I'm just upset by the Jena 6 case, and the tensions that are still so alive.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Blog #1 (JOUR4250)

I get most of my news information from the DFW Quick, which I pick up every day before class. The articles in it are pretty brief, but I get the gist of what's happening in this area and around the world. I also watch the local news on t.v. once or twice a week.

I'd say I seek out news, by reading it or watching it, about 3 hours per week.

I'd say in the NEWS media (and not entertainment media) I see a lot of emphasis on race. News stories somehow always boil down or relate to race in some way. I'm not saying that's good or bad. Race certainly deserves to be talked about, especially when it is the motivating factor behind someone's actions (whether those actions are positive or negative). There really isn't very much emphasis put on sexuality in news media outlets, there aren't any news segments about "healthy sexual relationships" or "expressing your sexuality"... there are general health segments that might briefly cover something semi-sexual, articles about safe sex (and safe sex statistics for high schoolers or college students, etc), and there are stories and/or articles about bad sexual stuff like rape. Gender is talked about kind of simultaneously with sexuality; when one is talked about, the other normally is too and vice versa. And honestly, I don't think the news media puts any emphasis on disabilities. Sometimes they'll do a special segment on someone with a disability who has triumphed in some way, but I don't remember the last time I've seen something like that.

Kelly Knickerbocker
JOUR4250

Friday, April 20, 2007

To do list.

- Scarborough Fair
- Ranger's Game
- Mr. Marmalade in Dallas (a play)
- Screening of Lauren Greenfield's Thin (if it's still open)
- Dallas Museum of Arts
- Dallas World Aquarium
- The new spider exhibit at the Fort Worth Zoo
- The drive in movie theatre in Ennis; called the Galaxy Theatre
- Galleria for ice skating
- Dallas Desperado's or FC Dallas game
- The Addison Improv
- The Runway Theatre in Grapevine

So what? I like to keep busy.

Also, I'm about to turn 21... this is big time. And honestly, I'm scared of being any older than 21.

But, bring on the lauren-kelly-k-turns-21 extravaganza weekend!

Things I need; in case you were wondering:
- money; straight up - for a bike and for a new laptop.
- giftcards; Apple store, iTunes, PacSun, Forever21, Target, Barnes&Noble, zappos.com - or anything from those places. :)
- cable

LOVE!

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

because my mom is my biggest fan...

Fun stuff first, then the poopy stuff?
Deal.

So, I'll go ahead and say that the biggest motivating factor -urging me to finish my semester with a vengeance - is my upcoming trip to Tampa, FL. Happy early 21st birthday to M-E! It's gonna be a quick road trip with my two bestest friends. We are going to bond, and be tired, and make memories that we'll have forever. Oh, and of course we'll take at least a million pictures. Minimum.

Kessler, Devin's band, is opening for Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Paul Wall, and +44 on April 20th, and that's why this super quick road trip is a MUST. So, we'll be leaving on Dallas on Wednesday, April 18th and driving through the night (probably about 15 hours). We'll be in Tampa by early Thursday afternoon. The big show is Friday night, followed by another show at Lillian's on Saturday night... then back to Texas it is.

GET PUMPED. Cause I am.

Poopy:

So, Devin isn't going to be able to come home this weekend. Of course I got my hopes up. Of course that made it hurt more when I found out he couldn't.

I heard a song today that reminded me so much of my particular situation as of late.

God, I'm such a girl.
Lyrics are my favorite though, and I'll share them with you:

Hey There Delilah
By the Plain White T's


"Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Time Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good


Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me."



Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tupac was right about California...




First and foremost, I'm writing this entry from the comfort of my very own bed. The very same bed I'll be asleep in within the next 20 minutes. Today has been exhausting, but I feel like I can valiantly exclaim that I'm a seasoned traveller at 20 year old. Let's talk about my airport adventure. I left LAX Int'l Airport this morning at 6am. We had to be there an hour early (5am) and the house I was staying at was an hour away (we left Canyon Country at 4am...). Also, I rode from LAX to Phoenix. Switched planes. Went from Phoenix to Albuquerque, from Albuquerque to Amarillo, and from Amarillo to Love Field. Let's be honest with each other here... that's a smidge ridiculous. What a blessing that Devin's dad works for Southwest though, it makes visiting your boyfriend in California a lot (100% in fact) cheaper. ;)

So, my four days in California were amazing. Canyon Country should be called Beautiful Country... see what I did there? It's breathtaking and only 30 minutes from Hollywood.

I've got a lot to say about my trip... but my eyes are buuurning. They've been open too long.

Friday, March 2, 2007

My Shower Curtain is a Map of the World.

Over the last few months, it has become obvious that the shower curtain I once relied on for information regarding the world is largely inaccurate. Don't get me wrong, it's a precious shower curtain and the idea behind it is something grand ("Let's be educated and clean, yeah!")! But let's get one thing straight: it's like spell checking an English paper... If you're going to mass produce a shower curtain with a map of the world on it and have it available for purchase at a huge chain like Target... make sure it's flawless. I mean, at least make sure you include all the continents (ahem ahem Antarctica).

No really, there is NO Antarctica on my map of the world.

What else is wrong, you ask?

- Chad has no capitol.
- Lake Superior is spelled "Supereor".
- The East Sandwich Island is so small it can't physically be drawn to scale on a map of the world. The label for the island is there, but the actual island isn't.
- Alaska is about 4 times bigger than Texas, and over half the size of the United States.

That's all I can think of right now... but rest assured that every shower is a quest to find more errors. I'll get back to you.

*One thing I've learned that actually is true: there's an Unalaska, Alaska. :)

Givin' this the good ol' college try!

I'm Kelly, happy to be here.

I haven't attempted blogging since my stint with Xanga a few years back. Remember when the things I had written about my crappy job were found by my co-workers? Remember when they created a Xanga account just to leave me a mean comments? Goodness. Subsequently, I shut that bad boy down and this is where I pick up with you today, Blogger. com!

No lies, I'm pretty pumped.

So lately, the number one thing on my mind has been the relationship between science and religion. I know, I know, let's start off on a touchy subject. I'm in an Archaeology class here at UNT
simply trying to fill my natural sciences credit, and I've become overwhelmed by all this talk of evolution. I welcome things that challenge the way I think because either I learn from them and change my opinion or I do research that strengthens my original position. With this though, it's different. I honestly don't remember studying evolution in school prior to this semester, and if I did (a) it was before I called myself a devout follower of Jesus Christ or (b) it was during 7th grade biology when I concentrated more on Mr. Sadlo - he was cute, think: Ross Geller from FRIENDS - than the subject matter being taught.

Was that awkward?

Continuing on...

What I'm wondering is if there is any way for me to say, "I'm a follower of Jesus Christ. I believe He's the son of God and that he died for my sins, but I at the same time I can't disprove the scientific theories that exist." I'm wondering how I can get across the point that I feel like God is even bigger than the Bible, all the scientific theories, and every unanswerable question that exists. Everything is under the umbrella that is God, how things happened from there... might not be my place to decide. Does that even make sense?

Other than that, DFW Scene has given me the opportunity to do something I love ! Write and about MUSIC, bands, venues, shows, etc. Nothing could be more up my alley and I'm ecstatic.

Until Next Time,
Kelly

PS - Did anyone else read about the 990lb squid found in New Zealand? His arms were 30 feet long!